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[00:32:33] NinjasVsPirates has joined the chat on Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:32 am
[00:33:24] @ NinjasVsPirates : There's a chatbox on this site nobody knows about
[00:33:27] @ NinjasVsPirates : That makes me king
[00:33:52] @ NinjasVsPirates : Buried by a link at the bottom of the page, it lies in a forgotton kingdom
[00:33:59] @ NinjasVsPirates : only to be unearthed by ME!
[00:34:08] @ NinjasVsPirates : I'll raise it to its former glory!!
[00:34:29] @ NinjasVsPirates : Turn it into a battleship against the Shinigami-Cup
[00:34:36] @ NinjasVsPirates : And RULE THE SITE WITH AN IRON FIST!!
[00:34:48] @ NinjasVsPirates : I will be the benevolent ruler of the land
[00:35:12] @ NinjasVsPirates : as Machiavelli said, It's better to be loved, easier to be feared, and best to be both.
[00:35:28] @ NinjasVsPirates : I shall rule with an iron fist that gives out candy and refrains from using the caps lock
[00:35:38] @ NinjasVsPirates : from my throne I shall watch the prosperity of my land grow
[00:35:43] @ NinjasVsPirates : and all will know of our power
[00:35:49] @ NinjasVsPirates : they called us weak
[00:35:52] @ NinjasVsPirates : they called us worthless
[00:36:12] @ NinjasVsPirates : they cast us away from the forum, to be hidden in this cramped link
[00:36:18] @ NinjasVsPirates : oh, they shall pay.
[00:36:40] @ NinjasVsPirates : We will rise, conquering Iceh and her admining staff.
[00:36:50] @ NinjasVsPirates : I shall spare Kira in my quest and take her to be my bride
[00:37:00] @ NinjasVsPirates : and a glorious age will reign forevermore!
[00:37:16] @ NinjasVsPirates : Our kingdom will grow, far greater than Cup ever would
[00:37:26] @ NinjasVsPirates : then, we'll wage war on other sites, toppling Fun Piece
[00:37:29] @ NinjasVsPirates : Arlong Park
[00:37:32] @ NinjasVsPirates : New Pork City
[00:37:36] @ NinjasVsPirates : and
[00:37:37] @ NinjasVsPirates : perhaps
[00:37:46] @ NinjasVsPirates : even the vilest evils that are 4chan
[00:38:23] @ NinjasVsPirates : Rin will be made to know the power of my Haki
[00:38:39] @ NinjasVsPirates : my Nakama will hold strong together to crush Que's twisted rule.
[00:39:00] @ NinjasVsPirates : Enies will join my ranks; too easy is the call of my lulzy conquest
[00:39:13] @ NinjasVsPirates : Mugi will thank me for it 20 times over
[00:39:35] @ NinjasVsPirates : and I shall topple the throne, restoring power to where it once was.
[00:40:07] @ NinjasVsPirates : The million thread will become the billion thread, with the rapid expansion leading to our vast riches
[00:40:15] @ NinjasVsPirates : our rule will be absolute.
[00:40:19] @ NinjasVsPirates : and I will absolutely love it
[00:40:51] @ NinjasVsPirates : With Kira as my Guenevere and Enies, my Gawaine, I shall be known as the once and future king of the internet!
[00:41:14] @ NinjasVsPirates : We'll defeat the evil Disney corporation: The final boss of the internet
[00:41:23] @ NinjasVsPirates : and I'll claim the web as my own.
[00:41:34] @ NinjasVsPirates : Then, I'll leave it all to Gutman, the heir to my kingdom.
[00:41:54] @ NinjasVsPirates : His rule will destroy everything I've ever stood for. Neuro has taught me so.
[00:42:02] @ NinjasVsPirates : And yet, perhaps that's the way it should be.
[00:42:17] @ NinjasVsPirates : A king only lives once. His rule should end when he dies
[00:42:23] @ NinjasVsPirates : That's the point of monarchy.
[00:42:36] @ NinjasVsPirates : A sad point, but the truest point nonetheless.
[00:42:46] @ NinjasVsPirates : and as I fall from grace, I'll know the truth.
[00:42:54] @ NinjasVsPirates : I was the king.
[00:44:02] @ NinjasVsPirates : finitus
I could have done something productive, but why bother.
